As I am studying like a crazy person for my final exams, I was thinking about all of the best moments/teacher quotes in my classes and the fact that these will probably be the only things that I actually remember from these classes. They go as follows:
Psychology:
1) When my professor dressed up as Hannibal Lecter for Halloween
2) "The Hypothalamus is responsible for the four F's; Fight, Flight, Feeding and Mating. I'll let you guys figure that one out."
Philosophy:
1) "Zeus was just a horny old bastard. But don't quote me on that."
2) When my Professor forgot his pants
Humanities:
1) Watching The Colbert Report and The Daily Show with John Stuart
(I really had a hard time coming up with anything for this class because I really did not enjoy it)
Archaeology:
1) "I think my dad had Neanderthal genes, I'm an Archaeologist, I think about these things."
2) "Very few humans today have prominent brow ridges, my husband has brow ridges and I like to fondle them."
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